Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve got a 13cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined.
It’s a little-known fact that when Michelangelo was carving David he also made some nice little bluestone swimmers to protect David’s modesty. Unfortunately for David, the swimwear was so popular that Michelangelo went into production for the people of Florence over summer and poor David was left trunkless for the next 5 centuries for tourists to gawk at.